Josh Novalis is a writer and editor living in central Virginia with his wife, Ashley, and his dog, Athanasius. The dog’s not real, but that’d be a sweet dog name, wouldn’t it? His writing has appeared in LAMP Magazine and Mere Orthodoxy, and his poetry was just recently published in Virginia’s Best Emerging Poets. He enjoys reading books by Russian authors, whose names he can’t pronounce, and video games by Japanese designers, whose names he also can’t pronounce. He’s as likely to quote Undertale as he is to quote The Brothers Karamazov. He knows it’s confusing.